Anecdotes from the Streets
Talking to Myself
Once upon a time, in a busker profile on Jeremy, the Magician from Britain, I described
his tactic for getting people to stop. Essentially, all he really does is talk to himself... out loud... and in public, with the hope that passersby would mistake Jeremy-talking-to-himself for Jeremy-talking-to-them. And at one point, someone will stop.
Well, this little cartoon describes one such time when I gave this tactic a try.
I was sharing a pitch (sharing the sidewalk) with magician Emmett, also known as the
Windy City Wizard. We were taking turns performing...
I'll let the (horribly-drawn) pictures tell the rest:
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Woohoo! Another day of street performing! ...The pedestrians don't look like zombies at all. Nope. |
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I'm sharing a spot with another busker today. He's a professional street magician with a cane and a sometimes-southern accent... |
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Let's start talking to the voices in my head! In public! |
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"Yo! Waddup?" |
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"Magic show! ...Don't eat me!" |
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Or, you know.. If you try and eat me, at least I'd know that you can see me... |
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C'mon! Why isn't months of research and theoretical knowledge working in practice? |
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*Insert your regularly-scheduled Doctor Who reference. |
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...At this point, I got comfortable with the weird looks people were giving me. |
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They got a chuckle out of it! |
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... |
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...obligatory stock joke? |
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Where are the peoplez? Hey look! Maybe they'd be interested! |
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...or not. C'mon! Magic is cool! |
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This is a line I use every so often. Except, the way I mean it, is.. like.. people are avoiding my gaze and stuff. Acting like they're afraid. And umm... |
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Her jaw dropped. I guess people understood that line differently. |
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...WHY ARE ALL THESE JAWS DROPPING?! |
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Ohhhh... I see. |
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*insert shifty eyes here?* |
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